ctrl+alt+delete my face
(via kardashiansfuckyeah)
i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours
they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter
(via done)
still my favorite twitter interaction of all time.
(via kardashiansfuckyeah)
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
(via ugly)
I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful
(via thecommonchick)
This boy is trying to get a nude from my friend but she’s just acting like she doesn’t know what “a nude” is.
Lawful chaotic
(via alexander)
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