fetusleader:

ctrl+alt+delete my face

(via kardashiansfuckyeah)

snaics:

misterpoptarts:

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

(via done)

mercedesbenzodiazepine:
“ bob-belcher:
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I’m sending him a friend request LMAO
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mercedesbenzodiazepine:

bob-belcher:

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I’m sending him a friend request LMAO

(via tyleroakley)

bitch-youdontknowmylife:

still my favorite twitter interaction of all time. 

(via kardashiansfuckyeah)

ostracizedpoodle:

paradisaic:

ostracizedpoodle:

basketballs smell gross 

go to hell??

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

(via ugly)

daydreamswife:

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

(via thecommonchick)

flaming-fruitcake:

danahatesyou2:

This boy is trying to get a nude from my friend but she’s just acting like she doesn’t know what “a nude” is.

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Lawful chaotic

(via alexander)

belladonianoir:

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(via allteeensrelate)